cartel:

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

cartel:

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

cartel:

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

scorpiosouuul:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

Hahahaha💯

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

(Source: beeblejuice)

cartel:

inories:

I need time for me, just me, no one else.